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♥ 39999 Notes / Tue May 28th, 2013 ≡ reblog
HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE
why is sea cow weird
its a manatee you uneducated fuck
holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow
that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened
thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.
i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends
This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.
Walmart. Save money, not sass.
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♥ 224287 Notes / Fri May 24th, 2013 ≡ reblog
That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.
Daaaamn.if he ever looked at me like that, I’m pulling him in the bed room
I won’t make it to the bedroom.
Ladies, you really don’t know how amazing this feels to us men.
this is so hot
(via positive-mojo)♥ 189886 Notes / Fri May 24th, 2013 ≡ reblog
♥ 105312 Notes / Fri May 24th, 2013 ≡ reblog
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
♥ 87112 Notes / Wed May 22nd, 2013 ≡ reblog
the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help
i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done